Parasite

Parasite, or "Para" is one of the original group chat members. She is 17 years old, intelligent, devious, and most importantly, awesome.

Parasite's Past
The question has been asked many times. Why does a parasite have a hobbit for a sister? The answer is very simple. When Parasite was but a child, her parasite father sold her to a family of humans and hobbits, then proceeded to kill her parasite mother. This was very traumatic for Parasite, but fortunately she managed to live a normal childhoood with her family of humans and hobbits. She learned to control her Hunger, and therefore can live in peace among the humans and the hobbits without sucking their blood, eating their brains, or devouring their souls.

Memorable Quotes

 * "Hello I'm fluffy!"
 * -Parasite

"Slit its throat.'?"
 * "How should I end this puppy?'?"
 * -Hobbit, Parasite


 * "Boop!'"
 * -Parasite